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Kleptomaniac

Let George Do It · October 4, 1946 · 29 min · 4,972 words

The transcript of “Kleptomaniac”, an episode of Let George Do It first broadcast October 4, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Let George Do It plays Let George Do It free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Your neighborhood chevron gas station invites you to let George do it brought to you by the makers of chevron supreme gasoline and rpm motor oil George Valentine yes George Valentine fresh out of uniform and eager to put his many talents to work as well as to earn a living ran an ad in the local paper you have a crime

that needs solving do you have a dog that needs walking have you a wife that needs spanking let George do it his ad attracted several plants some who paid him a fee and some who paid him nothing his secretary Claire Brooks worries about the mounting pile of bills but George as he sits in his office with his feet on

his desk is occupied with more important matters Claire I wonder you think I could find any sardines or thin sunny outside he's on right oh no not a sandwich fate fate what do you want to catch a push mr. Valentine you can't afford a fishing trip yeah but if i get a client before pridey a nice simple case you know

somebody wants me to find their uncle or lose their mother-in-law just a few quick bucks and i'm on my way you can't afford a fishing trip i'm sitting back in the robo i have a care in the world just soaking up the sun all of a sudden wam then another wam i got a bite what is it honey yes honey what

is it halibut swordfish yellow tail mrs herrington isabelle herrington james herrington's wife here you see i did catch my fish i told you sardines the best faith in the world. Is he feeling all right? It's normal for him. Send her in sunny. Okay now remember Mr. Valentine she's the Mrs. Harrington. Yeah I got you.

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