LGDI - (HSG Synd.#047) - And Hope To Die

Personal notice, dangerous my stock and trade. If the jobs too tough for you to handle, you got a job for me, George Valentine. Right, full detail. Greetings as always, Mr. Lover. Welcome to another Let George Do It adventure.

I'm sure all of us at one time or another have wanted to sneak backstage and see for ourselves just what goes on behind the scenes of show business. Some of you may have been successful.

But for those of you who are not, I'm going to give you the insight on how a star should never act. The rest of you can listen if you want to. Dear Mr. Valentine, there are certain people in the world who aren't like other people.

They live in a place built of quicksilver when we don't always understand the secrets of their hearts and minds. They're in a world of their own, but our world benefits because they are there. That's the kind of a person I work for.

I've been her secretary for the past six years. She can't even remember my last name. She's a combination of church music and just plain cat. Mr. Valentine, I'm writing because she needs your help. She's being threatened or blackmailed or something.

Though I'm sure she could be murdered before she bothered to write a letter herself. She's not well, she works too hard and if she slaps your face, don't quit, don't slap back. Because underneath, she's nothing but a very small child.

And for some reason, very, very frightened. Also, as I'm sure you'll agree, Ms. Flora Stewart, Is the greatest actress in the world? Valentine, Valentine, I never heard of you. What have you done lately? Oh, Mr. George, Secretary, you said we should come here to our home.