LGDI - (HSG Synd.#043) - The Blue Plate Special

First of all, no, this stanges my stock and trade. If the job's too tough for you to hand it, you got a job for me, George Valentine. Right full details. Greetings as always, Mr. Lover. Time for another visit with Valentine.

I think our menu for mayhem is particularly enticing this adventure. It's called the Blue Plate Special. And it was created especially for those of you who are trying to lose a few pounds. You see, it doesn't contain a single protein or calorie, or even a vitamin for that matter.

Just a couple of fat hits, which you should be able to digest very easily. Now if you'll take your elbows off the table, I'll tell the chef to commence serving. How much did you say?

What's that, Josh? I said how much did you say? Well, $1.75 is what I said, but you know me. Yes, sir, I know you. Been in the family a long time, I suppose. Must have meant a good deal to your dear old mother, Esther.

How much, I guess. Of course, with you boys, it's a little different, but I want you to understand nothing would make me proud of and to do business with the Higbee family. Never mind that old maid business, of course.

But I mean, well, what did I say? $250? Was that what I said? Oh, sure, Josh. I'd be glad to pay you $3. $3 would pay me for that place. Josh, no! Where's the three dollars I break it over your head to hear me?

Let me go, Josh. Please look up. Oh, little, you get hardest trying to take me for a photo. Well, I'll break every place in the house before you get it. And I'll break through too.