LGDI - (HSG Synd.#033) - Nothing But the Truth

Personal notice, Stange is my stockin' trade. If the job's too tough for you to handle, you got a job for me, George Valentine. Write full details. Well, greetings as usual, friend.

Now, before we get down to cases, I want to ask you a question. What, in your opinion, is the dirtiest trick man can play on his fellow man? Now, don't say stealing candy from a baby, because that'll send you right back to the bush leagues.

No, I'll tell you what I'll do. I promise you that if you'll listen to our Let George do an adventure, you'll get some of the nastiest ideas on how to louse up your neighbor that you've ever heard of. Is that a deal?

Okay, suppose I let George Valentine take it from here. Here, Mr. Valentine. First letter I ever written 17 years since the last time I filed a gold claim in Nogales. Names Tyogotam, only honest man left in the West. If you ever hear of the castle I live in out by the desert, then you know what these railroad tickets are for.

Become see me, but you don't know anything else, understand? Trouble you fellas, you jump on conclusions. Think nobody else is smart but you. If you think I need help, then you're crazier than the people in Cactus Junction, and I ain't spitting their direction since WPA.

But I do need a mite of assistance regarding the arrest of a culprit. I'm a man everybody He tries to pester on account of how rich they think I struck it, but me, I like my privacy and I aim to maintain it.

P.S. The culprit I make reference to is the one who stole or made disappear or killed my dog. Only by the ration is, it was my C and I dog. You are listening to Let George Do It.