LGDI - (HSG Synd.#008) - Every Shot Counts

Personal notice, dangerous my stock and trade. If the job's too tough for you to handle, you got a job for me, George Valentine. Right full details. Do you remember way back in the 30s how the blowhards went around with the spiel?

A car in every garage, a chicken in every pot. Do you know why they didn't have more success? They'd love something else. A Valentine in every closet. Think of all the trouble he'd have saved you.

like the time Junior ran Rover through the lawn mower as he figured he'd look better in a crew cut. I don't take it out on the little rascal just because he has aspirations to be a barber.

The charge to it. He'll give it to him once over light like he never got. Yeah, there's nothing new unto the son to George Valentine. He gets all kinds of mail. Take the letter he's about to get from this old tumbleweed character.

Mr. Valentine's, sir. I'm a cowboy movie star. I'm sure you must have seen me sometime, even if it's only on television. Anyway, I know how silly it sounds, but I need help. There's a most desperate situation that requires the action of a hero. And while I'd like to qualify, this same situation requires certain proficiency that I haven't got. Notably,

There's a mystery. The mysteries aren't my longest suit. You see, I'm at her. Her, I mean, but just barely. Mr. Valentine, this lovely young lady I refer to, she's in distress. She is. But Mr. Disbro in your letter you didn't tell us.

Daphne, that's who she is. Daphne. Daphne, y'all. I met her just the other day, you realize. I was talking to a man, I know a song plugger, that's like a full of brush man only with music, you see.