LGDI - (HSG Synd.#006) - Tonight the Mayhem's Going to be Different

Personal notice, dangerous my stock entrained. If the job's too tough for you and I handle you, you got a job for me, George Valentine. Right full details. I wonder if you remember the old-time comic who always began with tonight the show's going to be different.

And so it is with let George do it. Only we've switched it to tonight the mayhem's going to be different. And I want you to listen closely, as this would be a swell way to discourage your brother-in-law of taking your upper plate for the ladies' aid taffy pull.

It has its beginning and a cozy little cave on Crescent Lane. You know the type. One of those modest country places with six rooms in Apollo Field. As our story opens, a nervous young filly is writing a letter to George Valentine.

But this she is using a very special pen. It not only writes under water, it also writes under blood. Dear player, I meant to write you so much sooner than this. It's been so long, hasn't it?

It is not only seen that way to me because we are so isolated out here at Crescent Lane. Anyway, I've known of course that you'd be here for the weekend tomorrow. You and George, and I've... Oh, hello, Avery dear.

Sorry with you, isn't it? They have them here. I meant to tell you that I'd ask them, but I guess I forgot all about it. With me, I think it's a terrific idea. What, Joe?

Who else would wander in there, aren't you? You want to know how it is with Avery? You'd better ask him. I thought you were Avery. Why does he creep up on you too? Well, I was just writing a letter and I...