LGDI - (HSG Synd.#005) - Prairie Dog

Personal notice, dangerous my stockin' trade. If the job's too tough for you to handle, you got a job for me, George Valentine. Right, full details. You remember Charlie, who used to live around the corner.

Poor fella, always had a problem. He was forever trying to make square pegs fit into round holes. Nobody thought he'd do it, then one day he did. He shoved his mother-in-law down the garbage disposal.

But that's doin' it the hard way. It would have been much easier to let George do it. At least George Valentine could have gotten mama out of the house in one piece. Yeah, you never know when George will come in handy.

Now take Jerry Maise, for instance. He's the guy standing over there on the crowded railroad platform. He's waiting to catch a train home to wifey. But I don't think he's going to make it. Come on, come on, give me my change. I'm trying to get the 515.

Thanks. Oh, excuse me. Pardon me, lady. Excuse me, that's mine! Alright, so it's not the 5-15. Well, look who wants to read the newspaper. Who's following who, friend? You or me? Come on, loosen up, what are you?

Hey, look out! Let go of mine! And so instead of making the 5-15, Jerry Mayes caught the Heavenly Express. Hope he had the right ticket because it's a long ride with no return. Speaking of tickets, my friend here always has the right one for you.

All aboard, conductor. That was a streamline spiel if I ever heard one. Now let's see if we can find out what caused Mr. Mace to do a jackknife onto the railroad tracks. It's Jerry Mace.