Jack Benny, a radio comedian, is annoyed by the quartet that sings his commercials and wishes he could get rid of them. After a day at the studio, Jack and Mary Livingstone stop for a snack, and Dennis Day and Phil Harris join them amid comic bickering over orders and the weigh-in card. Later at home, Jack goes to bed and dreams that the quartet steps out of his radio. The episode is a 1946 Jack Benny program, first broadcast on October 27, 1946, with Jack Benny, Mary Livingstone, Eddie Anderson and Phil Harris among the leads.
Characters: Jack Benny, Mary Livingstone, Dennis Day, Phil Harris, Rochester, Don Wilson, Polly
The transcript of “Dream Of Killing Quartet - Chiss Sweeze”, an episode of Jack Benny first broadcast October 27, 1946. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Jack Benny Program plays Jack Benny free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Jack Benny program quality of product is essential to continuing success Lucky strike means flying tobacco so round so firm so fully packed so free and easy on the draw LS MFT LS MFT LS MFT remember you're in year out lucky strike means fine tobacco and in a cigarette But it's the tobacco that counts.
Independent tobacco experts, auctioneers, buyers, and warehousemen, men who spend their lives buying, selling, and handling tobacco can see just who buys what tobacco. And year after year at auction after auction, they can see the makers of Lucky Strike consistently select and buy that fine, that light, that naturally mild tobacco.
Remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco and fine tobacco means real deep down smoking enjoyment for you. smoke that smoke of fine tobacco lucky strike so around so firm so fully packed so free and easy on the draw starring Jack Benny with Mary Livingston Bill Harris Rochester Dennis Day and yours truly Don Wilson
ladies and gentlemen people often wonder what a comedian does after he finishes his radio program well let's go back the last Sunday afternoon the Jack Benny program is over and Jack and Mary are leaving the studio.
Team Mary, I like the show we did and I, didn't you? Yeah. Wasn't that a terrific mystery sketch I did? The Fiddler. Gee. I am the Fiddler. I influence the lives of innocent people. I make them steal, hate, and even murder.
Jack, put away that knife. The program's over. I'm just cleaning my fingernail. And we have always a wonderful sketch. Ha ha ha ha. What are you laughing at? I'll never forget the look on your face when you opened the door where you thought the murder wasn't found the quartet instead.
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A Dunkers special. A Dunkers special, what's that? Coffee donuts and a rubber glove, 15 cents. That's bad. No, I don't get that. I had it last time. The glove had a hole in it. What are you gonna have?
Gee, I don't know. A waiter. Waiter. Yeah. Roll him again. Now let's see. Wait a minute. I'll have a chis-wee-samp. I'll have a chis-wee-samp.
Well, I see Mr. Kitsil is still working here. Have you made up your mind yet, muscle bow? Yes, I'll have a chocolate mauled mill. One chocolate mauled mill? Put an egg in it. Wait a minute. I don't want an egg in it.
Have you looked in the mirror lately? All right, give me a mauled milk with an egg in it. Fried or scrambled? Look, I want a mauled milk with an egg in it. Just a plain raw egg.
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