Stamping Out Crime (Incomplete)

Everyone is bringing the song Smith and the brilliant star of many Broadway successes Miss Norma Terrace. Put these together and you have an hour of smiles started by Lenny Aiten and his eye Panatruberdors plus the Salapatica singers.

The number over somebody else's shoulder. Lady Biddle-diddle London Society figure arrives for Easter parade. How do you do? How do you do? Can I take your luggage? Lady's mini-mini? Definitely, no. I shall get in your luggage.

Me answers with what's caught you in. What are you most anxious to see here in America, Lady B.D.? Easter morning, other white house lawns. They tell me you Americans lay eggs in the grass, so I say...

Harvard returns handsome Dan, bulldog, NASCAR, and dale. Dead well, drunk, Yale senior welcomes handsome Dan. Harvard is givvy of dog-napping, my friends. We knew that handsome Dan wouldn't stay in Harvard after he had had a taste of Yale.

Some colleges are going to the dogs, but with Yale it's vice versa. Got a cigarette? How about you handsome Dan, which is your favorite college? college. The blasey news presents the new three of Scoop of the Year, the holders of the winning sweep stage tickets. Mrs. Padilla Flites, scrub woman, wins $200,000. Folks, I'm going to keep right on scrubbing. All I want is a new

bucket and a kind word. Miss Samantha Jones, Finster, third prize, $100,000. I don't I don't know what I'll do with money. At my age, money ain't much health. I'm too old to have any time, and I'm too tired to go places all there.

Mr. Axel Swanson, window washer, wins half million dollars, consolation prize. Yes, I've earned the money. I've been rushing the drug store window for 30 years. I'm sick of looking at this. I often thought what I would do to the window if I had money.