Mammoth Department Store

Christmas greetings ladies and gentlemen, the makers of Lynette, the that way to a soft, smooth skin, hope you've had a joyful holiday. Tonight we present for your entertainment, Brad Allen, and his associate members of the Lynette Bath Club Review.

An announcement of unusual importance to every woman in the radio audience will be made later in this program. Be sure to listen for it. And now, on with the show. Thank you, Joe. I'm Mr. Potsman Store.

If you have any presents you don't like, we're gladly exchanged them for you. But you'll have to hurry because we're only going to be open for the next half hour. While I'm dusting off my floor walkers, Lou Kastman and his delivery boys will bring in some atmosphere.

You want to speak to Mr. Mammoth? No, there is no Mr. Mammoth. That's the name of the store. Mr. Allen is the owner. Just a minute. Yes? What is it you want? What department can you do?

I'm going to go to the store. Mr. Allen, I'm going to go to the store. Mr. Allen, I'm going to go to the store. Mr. Allen is the owner. What department carries pepper? The grocery department.

You've cried there. They didn't they? What kind of pepper does you want? Writing pepper? Why did you say so? That's the stationary department. This store is going to the door. I don't think the dogs will take it.

It's awful. Imagine that operator bothering me with a call like that. Fire. You can't discharge her. She hasn't been paid for four weeks. That's right. I've stolen her lunch a couple of times too. Hello, furry department.