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Home on the Range (pt 1 only - noisy)

Fred Allen (Version 2) · January 15, 1936 · 30 min · 4,635 words

The transcript of “Home on the Range (pt 1 only - noisy)”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast January 15, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Power of smiles and town halls and I folk. Six minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanitos Space and Salipatica. I pan over the smile of beauty, Salipatica for the smile of health.

Fun with our star comedian Ben Allen and his white hand and art players. Music of Peter van Keating, the Ipanitubadors and the town hall quartet. And another group of anxious and eager amateurs. New voices, new music, new fun, it's town hall tonight.

Racing to that crowd, they're cheering madly as they march along with Fred Allen, Fred Allen, this train is the old town hall. Fred thinks I can have some free, the bad side for Fred's sake.

The mighty Alomark players are trailing behind in their kiddie cars. Let's go in the merry draw. Yes, good morning. Yes, good morning. Yes, good morning. Yes, good morning. Here they come. Oh, boom. This book that life begins at 40, Grandpa, when does it begin?

I begin ever when it be, Bobby. It's just another minute. It's how hard to do. Nice. Nice. These here go. This is me, dear Harrods, and I'm a girl ready to ask your questions. I know your question, Alice.

You want me to turn on the radio. It's our hall tonight. I'm going to do it. Sigilow. I hired you for a gigolo, Mr. and I say it again. It may mean my future, madam, but I refuse to budge for an hour.

Our hall tonight. There we are in front of the old town hall folks, and there's Fred just opening the doors and welcoming the crowd. Little drops of laughter, little bars of song. Make the town hall show folks.

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