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Fred Allen (Version 2) · March 11, 1936 · 59 min · 7,191 words
The transcript of “Colonel Culpepper's Plight”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast March 11, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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completely paraded into the doors of the old town hall, red-feeding the fans of the toothbrush, and the mighty on-and-art players are passing out Hartman decentralized room for the folks to wrap off their ears during the drama.
Let's join the shouting song. Everybody join. Let's join. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Here they come. Baseball rookies. I remember. I want all your rookies in bed by seven bells. Not me, coach. I get to stay up the next hour to see me in town hall tonight.
In bed heard. In bed heard. Good, why did you invent the radio, Mr. Marconi? I wanted the world to enjoy just one radio program, Madam, it's Town Hall Tonight. Apartment dwellers. Hey lady, you can't go calling up the outside of that building.
This elevator strike won't stop me from getting to buy radio off, sir. It's Town Hall Tonight. And here we are in front of the old town hall, and there's Fred waving his arms and shouting like a harangue out bang.
Let's listen. Under the spreading chest of that tree, tree the village mithy stands and the tree looks pretty bad tonight folks because we've got all of the old chestnuts at the old town hall keep to the right please if you're aye there mrs. Blohm our things down at your pet job oh I'm taking
inventory it's a knuckle job come from the fleas counting fleas it's a dog's life mrs. Blohm now don't jostle folks I'll have that up, Rezy. Hello there, Lummox. Where are you going with that chicken? I can't wait for the egg. I'm gonna throw this hand at your actors. There's foul play in the offing
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