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The Fatal Shot

Fred Allen (Version 2) · February 19, 1936 · 59 min · 7,321 words

The transcript of “The Fatal Shot”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast February 19, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Our of smiles in town hall tonight, folks. 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatooth-faced in Salapatica. Ipanat for the smile of beauty, Salapatica for the smile of health. Fun with our star Canadian Fred Allen and his mighty Allen art players.

Music with Peter Van Thedon, the Ipanatubertoers, and the Town Hall to our death. And another group of anxious and eager amateurs, new voices, new music, new fun, it's Town Hall tonight! Just listen to that crowd here, Brett Allen has been extremely brave to the old town hall.

Brett, lead to the band on a muted motorcycle and the mighty Allen R players swinging their golf clubs bring up the rear in par. Let's find this drunk. Everybody's fine. Here they come. Right, directors.

Are there any other minutes worthy of the board's attention, gentlemen? Only 60 minutes on the radio, Mr. Chairman. German it's out on. School boy now will he what are those famous words of so curve all the sky. There a man was so so dead who never to himself that said it's town hall tonight. On brokers you pawned your radio last week lady are you

here to take it out now let me turn it on for an hour it's town hall tonight. Here we are at the Old Town Hall folks, and there's Fred with his barker surname to barker Roland Bander on the side.

Let's listen. If you wonder what became of Sally folks, take a gander around the Old Town Hall. She's probably enjoying life on the inside. Now here, don't crowd there, sister. Even Mr. Allen. Hello there, Mrs. Haley.

What's the big idea, carrying that hot water bottle into the hall? I'm injured in the amateurs, and I don't want to get cold feet. your hot water bottles folks nobody holds the bag at the old town hall sixty minutes of fun and fandango and it's free so hurry hurry hurry we're okay back today

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