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The Laziest Man In The World

Fred Allen (Version 2) · April 3, 1940 · 46 min · 7,217 words

The transcript of “The Laziest Man In The World”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast April 3, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Reason for such high public and professional regard can be summed up in the two following short sentences. First, I pan a toothpaste is unsurpassed for cleaning teeth. Second, and even more important, when used with massage, I pan a helps give your gums the toning and stimulation they need for firmness and health.

Those extra advantages are yours for the asking. Simply ask your druggers for a tube of the toothpaste that is recommended and used by so many dentists themselves. I, Panna, toothpaste. Thank you. And now, before the little man with the jingle bells places, uh, nocturnal obligato, may I remind you, ladies and gentlemen, that next week we bring you skiing advice.

When I'm coming down a hill, and one ski flies off, what shall I do? Don't worry, brother, you'll do it. Your song of the week. Hey, Liz! And now that you've left me, Hannah, so do you.

Oh, watch it, Laurex. That's careless. Not careless, isn't it? I'm afraid that company just grabbed me too, pray, brother. I'm hell. You're telling good. And our guest will be... Mr. David Ludmerer, a guide at the Statue of Liberty. Is Miss Liberty's right arm tired?

Who is she carrying the torch for? Tune in next week and save a trip down New York Harbor. Or take a trip down New York Harbor and save tuning in. to prove the truth of this old maxim, a man who fostered a 60-minute pecadillo on America last Wednesday night, returns to the scene of his crime tonight.

He's Fred Allen in person. Thank you. Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen. And now before we start Harry, I wish you wouldn't indulge in that oral exhibitionism. You seem to be so given too lately.

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