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Fred Allen (Version 2) · October 2, 1935 · 59 min · 7,008 words
The transcript of “Once an Amateur, Always an Amateur”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast October 2, 1935. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Hall tonight, folks, 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Panatoot paste and Salhepatica. And tonight, a big celebration. Fred Allen's coming back to the old town hall. He's bringing Portland and the mighty Allen I players in his baggage, and they're all going to give us the biggest show we've had in
much. Town Hall tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Here we are at the railroad station in Fred Spain is just about to. He's coming in from Hollywood, you know, where he's just and he's making a picture called Bank Summillion for 20th Century Park. Everybody's here to greet him. Peter Van has seen in the arpeggio.
and a two-wheeler is awaiting an all-star group of amateur say here comes the pain. Ha ha. Now let's watch the treasure, the pain's done. Keep flowing. Keep flowing. And there he is, lifting Portman off off that plane.
Look at that cloud, they're giving free tears for Fred Allen. Yeah! Thank you. Thank you everybody. Hi, Tiny. What? No brag band? Yes, the band here too Fred. Okay, Peter. No. There goes the band of stars who fight forever.
The old town hall. The friends all around the country are standing by to welcome them home tonight. Folks from close to close drop everything to miserable. At Washington, England's building balance is Mr. Secretary. What about the ratio?
Ratio, that reminds me. I've got to get my radio fixed. Red Allen is back. It's now called the nation. At Boulder City. What is a person seeking voted them on Tuesday father? Why he wanted to stay in the house Wednesday daughter.
Right on his back at Town Hall tonight. Then they go California. Man's day guys, the fairgrounds deserve it. Where's all the people? Home looking through their radios. It's Town Hall tonight. We'll make a suggestion to you.
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