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Fred Allen (Version 2) · October 7, 1936 · 58 min · 6,938 words
The transcript of “Who Killed Rappaport & Amateur Talent hunt 2nd half”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast October 7, 1936. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Our smiles in town hall tonight, folks. Six minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipana Two Faced in Sala Panica. Tonight we celebrate the return of our star comedian Fred Allen. Music by Peter van Steenen and the special amateur contest.
New music, new voices, new laughs with Fred Allen, it's Tom Hall tonight. Hearing Fred Allen important as they mark sounds from Maine, gathering 16th ACL and wet-bait and suits on all sides. The mighty Allen High players are running ahead of them, I've been wearing palm pieces already for inches, summer.
And they're all on their way to the old town hall. Tonight's the night, and everybody's going out tonight. Here they come, Father. The family's all here, Pa. What is it you got to say? I don't want to hear a peep out of anybody for now.
I'm all right. All hall tonight. And I'm going to say. Mother's, Lord, you got the hall turned upside down. Did you lose something, Mother? No, Captain. I can't find the eart on this. It's down hall tonight.
Kitty! Now you get those things on, Junior. You're going up to bed. You ain't putting me in a bedlift! Well, so here we are before the old town hall, and there's Fred welcoming the crowd with the second hand thought for today. Let's listen.
There I am, thee saddled, in the old corral, but every seat is filled at the town hall, folks. Get your camp stews on the way in. Oh, glad to see you home, Miss. I'm glad to be back home to Mrs. Quig. Plenty of room on the inside, folks.
Even from around the world. Hi there, George. Laughing already. Hey. You better be. Everything new but the jokes on the inside folks. Don't hurry, hurry, hurry. Hey, we're all set, Fred. Okay, Harry. We're opening with Celebrate.
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