Murder at the Opera

Now let's come to order, folks. It's Town Hall Tonight! Now we're at Smiles in Town Hall Tonight, folks. 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatooth Base and Sal Hepatica. My panner for the smile of beauty, Sal Hepatica for the smile of health.

Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen Music with Peter Van Steepen. New songs, new laughs, it's Town Hall Tonight! Well, sir, the town hall opens once again for our weekly meeting, folks. Peter raises his butthole and the overture is this night.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we observe Washington's birthday by telling the true. Instead of introducing that lovable character, as I call him every other Wednesday night,

tonight I'll tell the true. Here he comes, that so-and-so hatchet puss, Fred Holland in person. Thank you, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. The only thing that fits the day Harry was the hatchet. Oh.

The Dick Whittington was the Porsche. You know, you've all mixed up Washington and Whitting. Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, I too am telling the truth. Now these first five jokes here don't look so good, which brings us lickety split into the latest news of the week.

The Town Hall News sees nothing, shows nothing. Say, at least it's holding its own. to lay that fanfare. If they're coming in over the B&O, let us get some other arrangements if the fanfairs are here. New York City, New York. Art lovers in New York City and Brooklyn are starting a movement to rid the city's subway of its present ugly appearance and make

the underground station a sunken thing of beauty. Public use of art committee recommends that subway walls be adorned with beautiful murals and replicas of old masters. Town Hall News question sub-way patrons to get popular opinion Renfrew Dobb Greenwich Village artist says well well what do you say mr. Dobb what's the question well I just