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Fred Allen (Version 2) · December 15, 1937 · 59 min · 7,683 words
The transcript of “The Tycoon's Dilemma”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast December 15, 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Our of smiles in town hall tonight, folks. 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatous face in Salhepannica. I pan up for the smile of beauty. Salhepannica for the smile of hell.
Fun from Hollywood with our star comedian Fred Allen, music by Peter Van Stevie. New features, new music, new laughs. It's town hall tonight. Out here is Fred Allen, leading parade of stars to the old town hall.
Press leading the band for his son, followed by the lagnates of the drama, the mighty Alumni players. Let's join the happy crowds folks. Everybody's going. That is the joy coming in certain. They've only been out two minutes.
There's no radio in the jury room, judge. How are you kidding? He pushed that applause. What's in Ron? I'm playing up the left of the radio. Here we are before the Old Town Hall and there's Fred with his fishing rod.
Casting a few quickies to the folks as they fast inside. Let's listen. She was only a bird in a gilded cage, folks. But she broke out every Wednesday night to fly to the Old Town Hall.
I don't stand P there neighbors. Hey, Mr. Allen. Hi there, Mrs. Tangel. How's your beauty shop getting along? My customers are sitting pretty, big boy. And folks are sitting pretty at the old town hall, folks.
They're a laugh and swing, and I'm a thing. On the inside, so... We're waiting for you, Fred. Wait, I was sure to hurry, Harry. And you're not waiting long, Hershold. Peter's opening the show with, I hit a new high.
Right, old friend, hit it, Peter. I'm a fucking monster! I'm a fucking monster! Presenting that baggy, balmy buffoon,
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