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Fred Allen (Version 2) · October 12, 1938 · 59 min · 7,317 words
The transcript of “Who Killed Judge Knapp”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast October 12, 1938. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Now let's come daughter folks. It's Town Hall Tonight. Four of smiles in Town Hall Tonight, folks. 60 minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatooth-faced and Sal Hepatica. I pan up for the smile of beauty, Sal Hepatica for the smile of hell.
Fun with our star comedian Fred Allen music with Peter Van Steeden. New music, new labs, it's Town Hall Tonight. Very much, ladies and gentlemen. And now we present the man who stood in front of the ticket window for three nights to get good seats for the first New York World Series game and only found out at six o'clock
this morning that he was standing outside the Polo grounds. Fred Allen in person. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Say, what is that in person, Harry? Every time you introduce me, you always say in person, in person.
Fred Allen in person. well uh... it's you were fed in person not a motion picture not a silly symphony no no i'm not a donald dot comay look as though i'm voting but i'm not a donald dot com i'm not a micky uh... micky uh...
thin is it and i'm not making a mouse and i'm making my words when i'm trying to tell you you're here in person all right all right have it your way this is for a little bit of personal ladies and gentlemen presenting our second pro essay harry what were the reports on our first program
you know as long as all of the other comedians abuse the same gag we really ought to make it unanimous but i think that you hear anything well uh... i wasn't going to mention it for it but as long as you brought it up i did meet some of my friends on the street and
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