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Fred Allen (Version 2) · October 4, 1939 · 59 min · 7,434 words
The transcript of “The Search for Dr Livingston”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast October 4, 1939. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Fred Allen Show brought to you by Ipana Toothpaste for the smile of beauty Sal Epadica for the smile of health Four of smiles with Fred Allen folks 3600 seconds of fun and music fun with our star comedian Fred Allen Flashes of humor with our guest star Ned Sparks music with Peter Stephen the Mary Max and win Murray and the time has come it's the Fred Allen Show
Well, then we celebrate the opening of our new fall series by bringing you that lovable buffoon, that man of our clown.
What is your name again, bud? Well, you know, me, I was on the program last year. I'm a friend of Uncle Jim's. No, I'm sorry, but I've been on that What's My Name program all summer and I can't tell Well, anyone's named these days unless I get a lot of clues or something.
Well, what am I supposed to do? Wait around here until you take three guesses. Suppose you give up, then I'm a nobody. Well, if I only had a clue. Alright, now look. This first clue pays $10.
If you have a chisel and some time to spare to get it away from me. I was born in 1897. As a baby, I played with the rattle in my father's second-hand car. When I was four years old, my mother woke up one night and found me out in the backyard flying a kite.
Now what's my name? Flying a kite? Oh! Then the... Oh, too late. You ever see seven seconds go so quickly? No. Now this second clue pays nine dollars. When I was 16 years old, I made a date with the Floridora sex test.
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