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The Wild Women of the Wilderness

Fred Allen (Version 2) · November 6, 1935 · 59 min · 6,840 words

The transcript of “The Wild Women of the Wilderness”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast November 6, 1935. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Miles in Town Hall tonight, folks. Six minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatouface and Salatatica. Ipanatou for the smile of beauty, Salatatica for the smile of health. Fun with our star Canadian Fred Allen and his mighty Allen art players, music with Peter Van Steeden and the Ipanatouvadores, and the Town Hall quartet,

new voices, new fun, new music with Fred Allen's amateur content. It's Town Hall tonight! Here they come, folks. The streets are packed and the crowd The forms of mine ready to follow Fred Allen as he leads the weekly parade to the Old Town Hall.

Fred directing a band with the drum majors but on and the mighty Allen art players are swapping hisses with their fans. Let's join the merry strong. Everybody's going. Everybody's going. Here they come, the ladies.

You can't run out of the beauty power with a nut pack on Mrs. Blue. I'd give out if I had a permanent queen machine on Mr. Town Hall tonight. The kitties. What are you doing with that broomstick, Tommy?

I'm going to get the cat out of the radio, Montstown Hall tonight. Fably pet. Ah! Pretty Polly. Polly wants a cracker. No! Polly wants a cracker. We are in front of the Old Town Hall.

There's red standing on the tailboard of an old wagon welcoming the crowd. Listen. Just break the news to mother folks and tell dad your sister and your brother that's tonight's tonight at the Old Town Hall.

Just park your buggies and follow the police. and follow the crowd. Hey there, Alan. Hello there, Game Warden. Expect to find any wild animals here at Town Hall. Well, there's bars on this here bicycle.

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