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The Judge Was A Vegetarian So He Couldn't Meat Out

Fred Allen (Version 2) · June 12, 1940 · 59 min · 8,430 words

The transcript of “The Judge Was A Vegetarian So He Couldn't Meat Out”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast June 12, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Fred Allen Joe. Brought to you by a pannitude space for the smile of duties, Sal Hepatica for the smile of hell. All of the smiles with Fred Allen, folks, 3,600 seconds of fun and music, fun with our star comedian Fred Allen with our guest Jack Boyle the cattle caster at Paramount studios music with Peter van Seton the Mary night and Betty Jane Rose the time

has come it's the Fred Allen show the time five o'clock Pacific time the place studio B and Hollywood's radio city the occasion the opening of the Fred Allen program and the overture is you can't rush me off Welcome to California. Some people leave New York by plane. Some people leave New York by

train. Others leave by bus. Tonight we bring you a man who left New York by request. And here he is, Fred Allen in person. Thank you, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Well, here we are in Hollywood, Harry. How does it feel? Oh, wonderful, Fred. Say it certainly seems good to wake up in the morning and find the sun out for a change. Yes, when we left

New York last week you could only see the Sun by appointment. You had to send in 20 box tops is something I forget. They what's there what's wrong with your code Harry? Oh that nothing Fred the LaPella's gone at all. If more. No no the LaPella came off in a real estate agent pan. He grabbed me as I was getting off the train.

Say you don't move around on the left. He's moving on. Well, Peter's very nervous, you know. Oh, those musicians, all of it. There'll be plenty of dow spots coming up. You can walk? No. Fine thing.

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