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St Patrick's Day Show

Fred Allen (Version 2) · March 17, 1937 · 60 min · 7,395 words

The transcript of “St Patrick's Day Show”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast March 17, 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Our smiles in town hall tonight, folks, six minutes of fun and music brought to you by Ipanatous faith in Salahpannocken. I pan up for the smile of beauty, Salahpannocken for the smile of health. Fun with our star Canadian Fred Allen, music by Peter Van Seten, and our special added attraction, the town hall variety.

New music, new voices, new laughs, it's called Hall Tonight! Here in Fred Allen, it's the parade of the old town hall. Red leading the band with the chilea, who followed by those green horns of the theater, the mighty Alinar players.

Let's join the Maryth wrong. Everybody join. There they come, delicate husband leaders. Maris, why are you looking to slice and come, if I'm in this car? There's slicing machine is making spenic under radio, stamina.

It's down, hold to the... Yes! Very joyous. Look, Professor Kale, the spirits are moving that radio up and down. The radio is merely dancing for joy, madam. It's down, hold tonight. Yes! Reno, divorces. Your groundsmen of horse are cool and inhuman treatment, Mrs. Bob?

Yes, Judge. My husband always turns off the radio on Wednesdays, and it's down hall tonight. Well, sir, here we are before the old town hall. At St. Patrick's Day, and Fred is welcoming the crowd with a brogue as folks pass inside.

Let's listen. De Garre and B. J. Bitt. Old King Cole was the mario... A mario sold folks, and he got that way from coming to the old town hall. single line please. Hi there booby boy hello Jason. Hi there Mrs. Fumble. Step right in you laugh you shout like all get out on the inside so we're all set inside

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