Dr. Allen Clinic

The Fred Allen Show brought to you by Manitou Stays for the Smile of Beauty, Sal Hautica for the Smile of Health. How to Smile with Fred Allen, folks, 36,000 seconds of fun and beauty. Fun with our star Canadian, Fred Allen, with our guest star, Barb Bensley, music with Peter Van Seaton, Saturday night, and Winbury.

The time is fun, it's the Fred Allen Show! The curtain goes up, Peter raises his baton for overjoyed and it's good morning. Our next speaker, ladies and gentlemen, is the young man who has just caught 1939 under the mistletoe and is preparing to kiss the old year goodbye.

Here he is, Fred Allen in person. Thank you. Thank you, I'm good evening ladies and gentlemen. Well Harry, how did you enjoy your Christmas? Did you make the, did you make the Welkin ring again?

Yes, sir, Fred. Thank you. Oh, say I've had high old times at Christmas, Fred. But I think the high old time I had this Christmas was higher than any high old times I ever had.

And I've had some high old times. You had a high old time. Did you hang up your stocking this year? Oh, you bet, Fred. What happened? Oh, nothing. I just put it back on again in the morning.

Hey, you're lucky. lucky I have I put my stocking back on and stepped in three jelly beans I had to send the stocking over to straps to get it laundered Harry well that's the best oh safe Fred I'm sorry I forgot thanks a lot for your present that turkey stuffing oh the turkey you got the turkey how was it how was it Harry how did it take well