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Husband and Wife Radio Show

Fred Allen (Version 2) · March 28, 1948 · 29 min · 4,264 words

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The Ford dealers of America present the Fred Allen Show. The Fred Allen Show with Fred's guests, Mr. and Mrs. James Mason, Paul T. Huffleman, Ervathias, Peter Donald, Parker Fennley, the DeMarco Sisters, and Al Goodman in his orchestra. And this is Kenny Delmar speaking for your friendly Ford dealer.

Spring is officially here. In the southern half of the country, many Ford owners have already taken their forts back home to their Ford dealers for spring tune-ups. But if you live farther north, you may have postponed that important spring tune-up so far.

up so far. Your Ford dealer wants to remind you that it's time right now to bring your Ford in so he can take winter out of its system and get it ready for smooth warm weather driving from now on.

Sunday. Tonight we stir parades today because the parade has passed and by. He's Fred Allen. Thank you and good evening Lee. Thank you. Oh, they're exuberant. Thank you. I wish you tell your relatives to stop on cue. I mean, They asked for a florid. We'll give them a cue after this.

Thank you, Angie. Thank you, so I don't mind them starting the applause, but when they little drag at the finish, you know, they're overdoing it. Thank you, and good evening, ladies and gentlemen. In Portland, I heard you mention the Easter parade.

If so happens I was in the parade today, and if you saw me, you have to admit that I looked pretty sharp. Oh, Mama said you were as sharp as a youbany's pout. Are you bany's pout?

Well, I'd like to auction that joke off Could I get one laugh, please? You're banking, Bob? I got one. I got one going going going. I've got one could I get two could I get one could I get one?

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