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Psychopathic Spectacular

Fred Allen (Version 2) · January 4, 1948 · 30 min · 4,441 words

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The Red Alan Show with Fred Guest, James Mason, Paul Tannhofer, Minerva Pius, Peter Donald, Parker Friendly, the Demarcos sisters, and Al Goodman in his orchestra. Yours truly Kenny Delmar is here to remind you that starting tonight, your host for the Fred Alan Show is your friendly Ford dealer. What Fred Alan is to comedy, what cheese is to

pie, what abbot is to Costello, what tiddly is to wink. That's what your friendly Ford is to your Ford because your Ford dealer knows your Ford best. For every service need it will pay you to remember that it pays to bring your Ford back home for service.

Start their new program by introducing an old model. And here he is, Fred Allen. Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen. And Portland tonight we have a a lot of work to do now that this is the four dealers program you know we really should have a Ford slogan or something like that for dealers you know I was

up all night writing a jingle go really a four dealers jingle how does it go if your car is on the bottom if her motor doesn't hop your four dealer is the Man Ford, did you do? He's well-fisted as good as a snooze.

And it's better to know, come in the Demacos. The Demacos are applauding. They know they have no competition. Hearing that singing. Hearing that singing, Portland, for a minute, you know how I thought this was the prudential hour. I think we'd be better to let the Ford de dealers decide on their own jinx. Tell me what's

It's in the news that this would be held a god who was robbed say I read that the burglar Sooker Joel Her coat no, you know when we please got there he'll the god found that her fresh accent is gone, too What?

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