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Fred Allen (Version 2) · December 28, 1947 · 28 min · 4,073 words
The transcript of “Tries to Sue to Return His Cuckoo Clock”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast December 28, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The makers of Blue Bonnet Monterrey and Nintendo E.T. presents the Fred Allen Show with Fred Kess Monty-Woolie, Porton Hofer, Minerva, P. Donald, Parker, Bentley, the DeMarco's, Al Goodman, his orchestra, and Kenny Doarley. You'll be hanging up a new calendar this week, so start right from page one.
Remember the letters F.M.E. for flavor, nutrition, economy. Blue Bonnet Monterrey and gives all free. Flavor, nutrition, economy. Yes, Blue Bonnet means real nutrition. No other spread for bread is richer in food energy, richer in vitamin A the whole year round.
No wonder bluebonnet is so good for growing youngsters, the whole family. So when you buy a margarine, buy the best. Remember, bluebonnet is a margarine that gives all free, flavor, nutrition, economy. For the last time this year, I was about to say those immortal words, and I quote, Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Portland tonight we close our books for the fiscal year if you have any jokes left over from 1947 this will be your final chance to tell them a quote all told you mean all told that you haven't told well what is your little sneaky one here what is that what is the first what is your first rouser you have left over
I use the word rouser optimistically at this point I can't say. Two hundred coal miners are out of work. But there aren't any coal mines in Poughkeepsie. That's why they're out of work. Whoever of you not to have told that earlier in the year, you know, that's the whole rest of the year, that one.
One of your other two screamers. As the waiter said, when he served the horse, that is, I hope this covers your beef. And sure, we've got the doors bolted, you know. Nobody can get out.
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