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Fred Allen (Version 2) · December 14, 1947 · 27 min · 3,533 words
The transcript of “New Year's Eve Plans”, an episode of Fred Allen (Version 2) first broadcast December 14, 1947. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Fred Allen (Version 2) free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Yes, Mr. George, yes. Portland Hoffman, Arthur Piles, Peter Donald, Parker Family, the Demarcos, Al Goodman, his orchestra, and Kenny Delmar. Thank you and good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
And Portland, that poultry show introduction, a man with an old joke and he's going to pull it. You know, I thought that was extremely clever in the rather a rancid sort of a way. A poultry introduction?
A poultry introduction, really? We had another one. You were up all night writing these two feathered faux pas. Yes? You know what faux pas means? It's southern for forefathers. Alex, you haven't no finish. But forget the whole thing.
Forget the whole thing. Now, poultry gag sounds like a joke you find on the floor of the studio after a Milton Burrow rehearsal. And if he wouldn't pick it up to talent, Milton will still tell anything that I wouldn't tell me.
Did you see the poultry show at Madison Square Garden? It was wonderful. Really? What do they look? Out in them. a new writer working on your part haven't you? I sense it. Yeah. Fine. Well, you know it's confusing over there at Madison Square Garden.
One night they have fights the next night hockey, then basketball and the poultry show. There was a mix up last week. One night right in the middle of the poultry show, the CCNY basketball team ran out and made three baskets in a hen's nest without disturbing the hen to which it was rather
impossible. They were in there on the wrong night, you see. before this gets too hilarious for them. What the what what I must give my writers the loyalty test again. What the what's in the what's in the news what's in the news this week. Well science is seeking the crude abaleness. Wellness well that would
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