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Fibber McGee and Molly: Christmas Shopping

Fibber McGee and Molly · December 16, 1953 · 14 min · 2,559 words

The transcript of “Christmas Shopping”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast December 16, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Fibber McGee and Molly Show. The Fibber McGee and Molly Show. The Fibber McGee and Molly Show. The Fibber McGee and Molly Show. The show is written by Phil Leslie and Ralph Goodman and directed by Max Putter.

The Joy and Fibber and Molly in just a moment. This Christmas for just one dollar you can give the gift of life itself to a hungry family overseas. For just a dollar you can share your Christmas with fellow human beings.

Men and women and children was only hope for Christmas as the hope of simply surviving, of defeating starvation, of just staying alive. Your dollar will send an 11-pound food package, the special care dollar food gift.

That's right, care will send in your name 11 pounds of life-giving food to a war-ravaged family whose lives depend on such gifts from you. This is government surplus food made available to care by the foreign foods administration.

You pay only the shipping costs $1. Don't put it off, the time is very short. Make your own Christmas happier by sharing with some hungry family overseas. Your gift of food may be the gift of life itself.

Put a dollar in an envelope with your name and address. Put as many dollars as you can afford in an envelope and send it to care, C-A-R-E. We take you now to the Bonton Department store in the city of Wispa Vista where we join to to slightly bewildered shoppers named, Fivermicky and Mollie.

This is Doris Crapus today. Look at that mime over there at the elevator. Boy, they're packing them in there like sardines. I have to open that door with a can opener and take them off with a fork.

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