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Fibber McGee and Molly: Buys A Puppy

Fibber McGee and Molly · January 13, 1953 · 28 min · 4,042 words

The transcript of “Buys A Puppy”, an episode of Fibber McGee and Molly first broadcast January 13, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Fibber McGee and Molly plays Fibber McGee and Molly free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Reynolds Aluminum program with Fibramaghi and Molly. The Reynolds Metal Company makers of Reynolds Aluminum presents Fibramaghi and Molly transcribed with Bill Thompson, Articube, Brian, Dick LeGrand, Jack Crucian, Tyler McVay, Colleen Collins, and me, Harlow Wilcox.

The show is written by Phil Leslie and Keith Fowler and directed by Max Hoho with music by the Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. Maybe you think icicles are pretty, But if it's icicles hanging from the eaves of your house, that's a warning of danger.

Water from your eaves may mean ice for you to slip on in winter or mud to track in the house in summer. Every house needs good solid gutters and downspouts. And there's no excuse for not having them since Reynolds has made gutters so inexpensive and so easy to put up.

Handsome rustproof Reynolds lifetime aluminum gutters cost far less than any other rustproof material. If you have an average five room house, you should be able to buy your gutters and downspouts for around sixty dollars.

And they need no painting, ever. They go up without any soldering. Ask for Reynolds lifetime aluminum gutters at your hardware or building supply dealers. Or write Reynolds Metals Company, Louisville one, Kentucky. When a man is young, he dreams of the day when he'll make himself a cool million.

But he's willing to settle for a red-hot 40 bucks when he reaches the age of Mr. McGee. A Fiver McGee in Molly! Ah, kiddo, we're in luck today. Oh, that's gonna make a little transaction.

A financial transaction? You betcha. As the whale said, when he saw Jonah whipping through the water, I got my eye on a fast profit. Ha! Would you get it? Molly, Jonah was a profit. When you make money it's...

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