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Family Theater: Mail Order Missus

Family Theater · July 24, 1957 · 25 min · 3,987 words

The transcript of “Mail Order Missus”, an episode of Family Theater first broadcast July 24, 1957. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Thanksgiving Radio plays Family Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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presents Elizabeth Scott and Walter Brennan. From Hollywood, the mutual network in cooperation with family theater presents mail order Mrs. starring Walter Brennan. To introduce the drama, here is your hostess, Elizabeth Scott.

Thank you, Tony Loprano. Family theater's only purpose is to bring everyone's attention, a practice that must become an important part of our lives. If we're to win peace for ourselves, peace for our families, and peace for the world, family, theater urges you to pray, pray together as a family.

And now to our drama, Mayor Lord and Mrs. starring Walter Brennan as Henry. Yeah, bring the coffee cups in here, Jeff. Oh, yes, dear. I just had them on the sideboard there. That's that brother of yours is teamed a lot. I bet all this chain ain't gonna get much attention.

Are you and Henry can drink as much cold beer as you want. The coffee's for me and Wilma. Marie-Dee! Yes Wilma? I can't find the cupcakes. Are you sure they're in the pantry? Up on the second shelf under the oil paper.

Oh yes, I see them. Wilma sure looks pretty tonight. Doesn't she though? Oh, will you hand me that potato salad, Jeff? Well here. Yeah, I must say you two girls got the trap pretty well, Baitis.

Well I don't know what you're talking about. You know good and well what I'm talking about. Henry, your poor unsuspecting brother who thinks he's coming back to Colton don't live out his days in peace and quiet.

Now Henry is a very unhappy man. He's been living alone now for better than five years. Yeah, and if there's anything that brings blood to the eye of an unattached female, it's a contented widow.

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