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Family Theater: Employees Only

Family Theater · November 4, 1953 · 29 min · 4,545 words

The transcript of “Employees Only”, an episode of Family Theater first broadcast November 4, 1953. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Thanksgiving Radio plays Family Theater free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The theatre presents Joan Leslie and Arthur Shields. From Hollywood, the mutual network in cooperation with Family Theatre presents Employees Only, starring Arthur Shields. Now here's your hostess Joan Leslie. Thank you Tony Lefrano. Family Theatre's only purpose is to bring to everyone's attention

a practice that must become an important part of our lives If we are to win peace for ourselves, peace for our families, and peace for the world, family theatre urges you to pray, pray together as a family.

And now to our transcribed drama, employees only, starring Arthur Shields as Tim. Only we're all fine, the frying pans. Household, forthlow.

Let's fine, just let me off at four then. You'll have to take another car, ma'am. Gloise only. But I, I just missed one. Catch one. Sorry, lady. Gloise only. Where? The voles, things. I... Oof!

Oof yourself, Mrs.! What are you walking around backwards for? Didn't you see me standing here? Well, to tell the truth, since I can't see women at all, I'd hardly be making an exception in your case.

Where? I like that! Now, would you be kind enough to step aside? You're blocking the door to the elevator. If you aren't the rudest, man... Eleven, Charlie. Ha ha! You can't get up in this one!

This for employees only! I happen to be an employee only. An employee? I'll report you. What's your name? Wouldn't do you any good. I'm one of the principal stockholders. I just bet you are. Wait!

Sorry, man. Go ahead and wheel your banshee. You know, you're gonna get in trouble doing that someday, Tim. Yeah, customers, they're all alike. Coming in here to spend 50 cents and they think they own the place.

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