Family Theater: The Leading Lady

Family Theater presents Jimmy Durante and May Clark. From Hollywood, the mutual network in cooperation with Family Theater presents The Leading Lady starring May Clark. And now here is your host Jimmy Durante. Thank you Tony LaFrano.

Family Theater is only purpose to bring to everyone's attention a practice that must be common and important part of our lives. If we are to win peace for ourselves, peace for our families and peace for the world, Family Theta oges you to pray. Pray together as a family.

Now to our transcribed drama, The Leading Lady, starring May Clark as Judith. Hello? Who? Oh sure, sure, put him on.

No, no, no, no, no, wait a minute. Hey, Judith, it's the police commissioner. Oh, how nice for us. It's probably about the tiara. Do you want to talk to him? Oh, it's probably about a dozen free tickets for the Saturday matinee.

I do not want to talk to him. He's a great fan of yours, Judith. Don't do any harm to be nice. I am nice. I'm nice as pie. I'm just not here. Hmm? Yeah, all that. I'll say you're rehearsing or something like that.

Okay, Jenny, put him on. Hello, Commissioner. Yeah, good to hear your voice. Yeah, yeah, we're back at the same old stand again. Sorry you missed the opening night. Great. She's great. Yeah, yeah, I was just telling her that...

No, no, Judith isn't here right now. No, they're running lines, just a brush up downstairs, you know. Yeah. Yes. Yeah, I consider myself the most honored producer on Broadway having Judith Carter as a leading lady.

Shh! What? No, no, no, no, no, no, commission. That was just my secretary. Shh! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, about the tier. Well, the insurance companies afraid it might be stolen. No, no, no, Judah just wears it on stage during the play.