Family Theater: It Isn't Cricket

Family Theater presents Bob Hope. From Hollywood, the mutual network in cooperation with Family Theater presents It Isn't Quick It. And now here is your host, Bob Hope. Family Theater's only purpose is to bring everyone's attention, a practice that must become an important part of our lives.

If we are to win Peace for Ourselves, Peace for Our Families and Peace for the World, Family Theater urges you to pray. Pray together as a family. And now to our transcribed drama, it isn't cricket, featuring Richard Peel as Vince.

Bike 3 says, straight 3. Now, Mabel. And you could have driven a truck between the plate and the catcher. Mabel, it's senseless to argue the point now the game's lost, it's already done in the books.

Then I say burn the books. But it's just one game this season's young. Lady umpas, I'll bring it up at every league, meet the club, dead. Oh, now Mabel, will you please? We got lady baseball players, we should have lady umpas.

I don't think there's much chance of that being adopted. Ten years ago they said that never be such a thing as a lady manager, didn't they? I know. Well, I made it, didn't I? You don't have to shout, maybe.

Lady umpage, you wait and see, not a man on the field unless he's selling pot water. Well, you please lower your voice. Mr. Easton will be here any minute. What does he want to see me for anyhow?

I should be out hittin' grounders. He has every right to see ya, he's the new owner. I gotta contract. It's not about the contract, he just wants to meet you and the other girls. You owner, why shouldn't Mrs. Barrett have left the club to someone who knew something about the game?