And Peter Chambers54-05-0405Abigail Chrisenberry

Crime and Peter Chambers Created by Henry Kane transcribed and starring Dane Clark a private investigator Dually licensed and Julie Sworn Peter Chambers You're a private eye That's your business anything else That's the laughs This one figures for laughs a lot of laughs

Because you're making yourself comfortable on a bar stool and you're asking for... What'll it be, Mac? Milk. Milk? You heard me, pal. Yes, sir. Milk, it is. It's a great big, beautiful bar. The peacock room.

And down at the far end sits a blonde. Quite a blonde. You like the beige suit and the scarlet blouse and the long beige bluds. and the swell of the blonde hair on her shoulders.

You like the queer cut of her eyes, up swept at the edges and the green from where you sit. You like the curved red-wet lips and the clean line of the eyebrows. But best of all, you like the glass of milk that's sitting there in front of her?

What's with the milk today, Mac? Search me. You want to chase it? Maybe heavy cream? Homogen eyes? Do me a favor, pal. Yeah? Go be funny somewhere else. Will you please? Well, sure, Mac. No offense. You know how it is. Milk!

The bartender todles off and the blonde pushing off her bar stool todles forward. Toward you. Sitting as she was with the bar hiding half of her, you've been wondering about her legs. Now you cease wondering. No complaints.

Are you Peter? Peter Chang? That's me, lady. Doing a workout in the latest bottle fed formula. I'm my request. Yes ma'am. And if I don't know, it was you was requesting it. I'd have really gone to town. Double-mook.