02- Cartoon - Court Room Scene

All boats, club cars, big ones! Again, we step on board the club car special, sink into a comfortable chair and open our newspaper to the March of Events and City Life section, a section of Whitten Humor, appearing in the Hearst Papers throughout the country.

It features a written by America's leading laugh-provokers, Will Rogers, Arthur Buck, Bear, O.O. McIntyre, George A., Sam Helman, Milk Rose, Damon, Runyon, and many others. So let's be on our way to a million dollars' worth of Mirth and Merriment.

Well, before we go any further, let's see what this cartoon is all about. Well, it seems to be a scene in the courtroom. And a beautiful girl is in the witness box. The judge is bending eagerly forward, and the prosecuting attorney is excitedly objecting to something or others.

They all look very, very interesting. I look in the car. But your honor, I object. And what do you object to? I object your honor to the unfair influence which the witnesses bring to bear upon the court.

What unfair influences the witness bringing to bear upon the court? If it please the court, her skirts are too high and her legs are crossed. And if it please the court? We'll say it pleases the court.

All boats, club, cow, spinner, next stop, or all McIntyre, all boats. McIntyre's friends know him as Odd McIntyre, but the whole world knows him as one who provides glimpses of the great and the near great, and as a writer who philosophizes on the big and the little things of life.

No writer in America has more friends than McIntyre. He has millions of followers scattered in all states, and one of his most loyal adherents is Billy Murray. Billy, will you tell us what McIntyre has had to say lately?