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06- Cartoon - Musical Revue

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All aboard, club cars, special. All aboard, all aboard. As the club car special pulls out, we reach for our favorite newspaper and turn to our favorite page, the March of Events and City Life section.

This section is a feature of the Hearst Newspapers Everywhere and is written by the Ace Humorists of the Day. Will Rogers, O.O. McIntyre, Milk Gross, Author Bug's Bear, Sam Helman, and many others. There are also plenty of peppy cartoons drawn by leading artists.

a grand slam of sense and nonsense. Well, here's a snappy-looking cartoon. It's a scene backstage at a musical review. The producer and the stage manager are standing in the wings talking. One act has gone off and another is due to come on. The orchestra is playing the cue music.

Say what, please, they're holed up. There's that Spanish dentist, you should be on now. She's coming, I just sent Joe for it. She's back there eating chili con conny. She's on a time-eating chili con con.

Such a business, I got customers out there waiting for Spanish dancers, and she's always eating chili kangara. Here she comes, hurry up, Senorita Molly, you're on. Senorita, you're here, I go. You go and don't forget to go big.

Ay, ay, ay, I am worried. At rehearsal today she was raffled, no pep, no snap, no lapping. What's a Spanish dancing without pep and a slap? I'll have plenty of pep tonight, look at her now.

Say, say, that's good, paps well. Look at the way she's jumping around and hopping. Not funny, a pep now, hasn't she? Prep is right. What is that, Ben? See, that she's doing... Looks more like a jumping jet.

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