Claybourne · 5 min · 366 words
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It'll try anything funny I can hear you, mother! It's a timey, mother! A what? A dragon! Hey, don't give me that! I think you should take cover! I do what he says! Hey, I'm prepared for any situation!
This one won't be in your manual! Like, what are you doing? I didn't want any funny, man! What the hell's this? Michael, what's going on? Never question your commanding officer! Captain New Kellen reporting for duty, sir!
Hey, age! It feels like a nerve-gride! I know what it is! This is one of those top-secret military weapons! This is all gettin' out of their tunnels! Then what if they kept them? What's this?
Okay, that's it! Time's up! You say goodbye, little lady! Better get your voice down! Oh, what? Ehhh! You're more than that! I'm gonna talk to you about! Well, let me introduce you! I'm safe. We have to take off this panel.
I don't believe it! We made it! I know! I've almost given up! Care! Are you okay? Yeah, just get us out. I'll just get some rope. Harry! You've got us all right.
Yeah, yeah, we are now. Looks like we're gonna have to take you out, Thompson. Captain! Get a shovel! Yes, sir! Captain? Er, you and I have a lot of catches up to do. They'll be raised out glasses.
Me too. To life. And how? Cheers. Cheers. Oh, this is the last thing I expected. I thought we were gone as... I'm just glad to be alive. Man, that Tani-Fo was awesome! Did you see how I'd ripped the truck apart?
Picked up truly like he was nothing! Mike, give it to yourself. We all saw things that we better keep to ourselves. Can I tell to me? No. I know. I almost forgot what with everything that's happened since then.
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