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9x-xx-xx 29 Not an Earthquake

Claybourne · 5 min · 432 words

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You're crazy. That's an earthquake. I should know I'm from LA and I told you before this is not LA Do as you see it's Thompson all right get in here matter What's going on Karen look it's glowing Met just quickly it's towards me get under it go Karen I got it

You two-tongued from Rooka to get underneath it! Is everyone alright? Yeah, Karen?

Yeah, they were so freaking... Don't worry, we stay for now. For now? Where do I start? I know. What the hell was that? Not a new quaking. Well that's three words, I guess it's better than one.

Now stop dicking me around! It was the tiny fire... Oh, what the dragon you told me about? You expect me to believe that? You lost me and I'm telling you! telling you and I do expect you to believe me.

Well, it sounds kind of far-fetched. You saw the pendant glowing, you heard that scream and what do you think it is, Thompson? Well, I was thinking it might be something from... Jurassic Park. Oh, that's more believable than a dragon.

Well, dinosaurs actually existed, dragons are mythical. Well, maybe you'd like to go out there without your mythical amulet and tick if it's a dinosaur dragon. I'm sure you can tell the difference. Okay, ah, look, this is all new to me.

Why don't I just hear you out? Good idea. He's your protective amulet. We're at all ways. Whatever you say. Hey, how come Karen doesn't have one? The time if I was not after who? Ugh. What did I do?

It's what you're capable of doing. Let you Ellie. Hold on. We're just gonna move the wardrobe. Oh man, that's heavy! On three. One, two, three. Eugh! Oh my God, what a mess! Are you alright?

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