Claybourne · 5 min · 489 words
The transcript of “9x-xx-xx 34 Shaving Cream”, an episode of Claybourne. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). All Mixed Up plays Claybourne free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Oh, Edith. Thompson.
What do you want? I need to use the phone. Oh, you'll have to buy something first. Oh, really? I'm afraid so. Alright, um... Give me some shaving cream. Fine. There's a 20. Can I have some change for the phone, please?
I'm sorry, I can't spare it. Edith? You'll have to get it somewhere else. No problem. Good. Philip, it's me, where are you? Just... There's something going on with the bank. What are you talking about?
They debited the wrong account. What do you mean? That transferred a maverick's, came out of a council trust fund. How the hell did that happen? How the hell should I know? Just sort it out with Fred while you're in Vongore.
Okay, see ya. Drive, kid. Carefully. We're a cure to Edith. Madam. I'm sorry about what happened earlier. Well, that makes two of us. You know Karen said a hard time. She thought his son and her ex-husband were in town turns out neither one was.
Well that's not my fault. I know. And if you give Karen enough time she'll see that too. Well what can I do for you, murder? It's more what I can do for you. Meaning? Helen's ready to live here.
Me is some of the time. She's still here. What are you talking about, murder? Helen made an untimely end. I have to do a cleansing to release your spirit but I need your permission. Mine? Why?
Because she lived in your house, this is your home. Mmm. Whatever your differences with Karen might be, don't hold them against me. Oh, well, what do you want me to do? Just give me your blessing.
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