Claybourne · 5 min · 687 words
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How's everything going at the shop, Sadie? Look, you don't have to worry about anything, it's all a... You're a lifesaver. Now, if we saw window-lean, I'd give the shop windows and the cantoropet of a clean.
Oh, look, it's underneath the sink, but don't do any of that. No, I think you've got too many chocolates near the Keshe register. Why is that? Well, you don't want to encourage people to buy them, especially the young ones.
Oh, I'll think about that, dear. Oh! Oh, looks like I've got some company! I'd have to ring your back. Right, I... You were a queen, Edith. Cute, Edith. How are ya? I'm getting old. You're not alone, girl. I bought you some fruit.
Oh, lovely. I saved the lady. Have some. Of course. I never thought. Oh, it's lovely of you anyway. I heard they did a clearing at your house yesterday. Oh, it's so soothing. Masa did a lovely job.
He had a good teacher there. Oh. Yeah, look. You look like you want to punch something. Crap her up the old lady. Tomson, cut that out. I'm sorry, that Sadie just went up one side of me and down the other.
What is it mean? He got a bollocking. And how? She just chewed me out about how Karen and I... Leave me out of this! Well, she didn't. Apparently you and I don't really care about it.
If we've accused her of lying and making phone calls to you when she was jabbering to Sadie, and who knows what else? I did get a bit crossed with her. Oh, come on. If she didn't make that phone call, who did?
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