9x-xx-xx 11 Prank Call

And now, as Frank Buchanan steps up and takes aim, what's this? He's taking a moment of silence for his friend, Helen.

Well, that's the line. This one's for you, Helen. This one's for you, Delilah. This one's for my Nari World. He sends that one to Kingdom Gum. And when you get there, say hello to Helen.

The cords of congratulations start flowing in. Oh, that was our signal. Ring twice, hang up and call back. If only you could call me. Hello? Hello? Who's there? Piss off.

What the devil's going on? Hello? Hello? Marta, is that you? I can hear you breathing. Say something, you bastard! Come and say something to you. I know where you'll be. You'll be sitting in my pub, spending your money on my beer.

Hahaha! Now, where's my khakis? Right. I'll see you soon, Marta. Thanks, Thompson. I'll just go open the pub. Oh, it sounds like a good idea. I'll be in soon. You're gonna have to get used to driving on the left, mate?

You cross the center line a few times. Shut up, boy. Just think, thank you. Thank you, Clay, no worries. If you want to drink, you have to come inside. We don't do takeaways. Looks like the mirror's arrived. Got you me my bad Thompson?

Maybe you can make a mental note for me. Do I look like a secret theory? Hi Frank. Right, man. I was a big idea. You got nothing better to do than play stupid games. What are you talking about, Fris?

Oh, that's right. Play dumb just like you did on the phone. I think Matt has been in the car with me. He hasn't made any phone calls. We just got back from Cowell. Ah, so you're driving around in the car now? Are you great, mate?