Telephone Woes

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Would be calling you at eight in the morning. It would be calling you what people Oh! You sure you don't want me to go? I'm sure! I know where my slippers are. Where? By the bed, yeah?

Oh! You mind if I wear them? You'll break your pretty little neck. I'm coming, coming, coming! I had really laughed if it were for me. Not a chance! Hey, I just found your slippers, but they don't fit me.

Stay where you are, you're pet cold! Hello? This is not speaking. Oh, you have the wrong number. There's a wrong number, David. You know, I think we ought to have a phone in here. You do?

I think it's silly to always have to go racing into another room to answer the phone. Well, no race. Let me answer it. That is not the point. Oh. The point is that I'm home alone all day and I have no company except a little black telephone.

You are breaking my heart. seriously why should i have to run back and forth to it all the time why i ask you all question of question who will answer he did i ask all of you standing there your faces turned up to me like buttercups but her cups buttercups why should she have to run back and forth person just can't have a serious

discussion with you can a person not any old person now david look Why was a telephone invented? So that little girls like you would be able to bother their husbands at the office all day long.