Lunch with Victoria Manners

Your Coca-Cola bottle presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke And now Claudia David you ready for breakfast You'll have to talk a little louder. I can't hear you.

You're ready for breakfast. For heaven's sake, David, are you deep? I am not deep. You're the one that's deep. I'm not. I can hear you perfectly. You haven't said a thing. I said, quote, no. I am not ready for breakfast.

Unquote. I didn't hear you. The water is running. It's funny. You can hear me. Can I go now? Then you are ready for breakfast. Look at me and draw your own conclusion. You look just like Santa Claus.

May I go and shave now? The lather is getting dry. Oh, what's the difference? Well, you try shaving with icing on your chin. Really? I don't know why you men make such a fuss about shaving?

Yeah. So, off you simple to me. Here's my razor. Now, go on and shave yourself. Well, I haven't got time this morning. I'm hurrying. Because you said you wanted to catch the earlier train, so it wouldn't hurt if you hurried to...

Heaven's brand-made patience. I'm putting on my shoes. I'll flammer of you. Hey, David, you'll catch the train early? Because I don't see there's any point in hurting if you're not going to catch it. I'm going to do it, I don't know if there's any.

Please try and speak clearly. I cannot understand a word you're saying. Darling, I'm trying to finish my chin. Ah, you're grumpy this morning. I think you got on the wrong side of bed. Oh, such a beautiful day.