Home From The Hospital

Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a cook and now Claudia David how did it happen what dr. Barry say well he when I was here at the hospital this morning

you didn't know a thing about it. Now all of a sudden you call me up. Wait a minute, wait a minute. One question that it would call me up. Call me up and tell me to bring the chariot to you.

David, tell me how did it happen. You're coming home from the hospital. Simple as pot. You didn't threaten Dr. Bowery, did you? Didn't lift a finger. And how did it happen? It seems to me that you've asked me that question already.

Well, you have masses of all ready. Oh, I can't tell you how excited I am. You're coming home. How did it happen? There you go again. Oh, I won't ask you anymore. But come on, tell me how did it happen.

Well, Dr. Barry walked in and he looked at me. He said, young man, how are you feeling today? Yes. I looked at him and I said, feeling chipper, Dr. Barry, feeling chipper? Well, are you?

What? Feeling chipper. You think I had lied to the good doctor? Yes, I think you would, wouldn't you? No, wait a minute. Do you or don't you want to know how it happened? Oh, go on, go on.

I didn't say a word. And as I said before, I said, feeling chipper doctor. He says, any pains, any headaches, any discomfort. And I said, not a one. He said, well, in that case, son, I don't see as to why you can't take yourself home.