Claudia · March 3, 1948 · 14 min · 2,013 words
The transcript of “Running into Helen”, an episode of Claudia first broadcast March 3, 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Laugh Track plays Claudia free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Your Coca-Cola bottle presents Claudia Claudia based on the play and novels by Rose Franken brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday By your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a coke And now Claudia How about a kitchen match Claudia what for darling like the kitchen of course, what do you think if you promise to use it for
that I'll give you one I promise they are the windows down next to the store thanks welcome David it's nice to be through with breakfast early because it's a little while before you leave for the office just a little while to waste David we're not wasting this little while I think it's these little files that make
being married so wonderful you're silly about a silly as you are Dude, I should be to smoke some of your new tobacco. Now do you know I'm not? Because whatever you lit smells like your old tobacco to me.
Since when did you get to be such an expert smeller? I didn't think you could tell Virginia Burley from Cornsill. Is there a difference? Well, I thought so. I knew you were going to say that.
Do you know half the time I know exactly what you're thinking? Half the time I know exactly what you are not thinking. Since you're so smart, I'm thinking now. And I know what. You do?
You're thinking that when I count three, you'll take your hands out of the soap set. Mmm, you're warm. And you're going to forget all about the dishes. David, you're getting warmer. And you're going to give bluff his breakfast.
You're cold. Shakespeare? You're icy. Let's see. You're going to turn around and let me see if you have a send in your eye. That's much warmer. Well, let's see. You haven't. I haven't what? What?
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