A Little Something for the House

Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia Claudia based on the play and novels by Rose Franken brought to you transcribe Monday through Friday By your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a coke and now Claudia I think I ought to tie a bell on you like a cow or something so when you wander off like that

I know which way to send the bloodhound. How many pounds that hounds be doing in the department store? I'm sure I don't know. I don't even know what I'm doing in one. You came here with me. You have a toaster fix, remember?

Mommy's not a lovely scar. You mean the gray one with the silver threads in it? It's nice, but I didn't think you wanted a scarf. Well, I don't really. Maybe I had to get something for the house.

Like a scarf or bedroom slippers. That's all you looked at so far. What did they have to do with a toaster? All they just happen to be around. Mama, look at that. Isn't that just the thing for the house?

It isn't what? That thing over there. It's in polite to point. But maybe you're better anyway. I don't see why it is. Why it is what? It's in polite to point. How's anybody supposed to know what you're talking about if you can't point?

Some people have been known to describe things when they're talking about bonders. They're intelligent enough to say bonders. You are parented. Well, all you can do is point. I don't know if anybody can tell a bar and door when they see it, but who can tell what that is?