Managing The Milk

Your Coca-Cola bottler presents Claudia based on the famous play and novels by Rose Franken Brought to you transcribed Monday through Friday by your friendly neighbor who bottles Coca-Cola Relax and while you're listening refresh yourself have a Coke and now Claudia Are you thirsty David?

What's that? I said are you thirsty? No Why should I be thirsty? Well, I don't know. You look thirsty. I don't feel thirsty. What are you doing? I'm trying to read my newspaper. Oh. Is reading such an effort for you?

Only since I've been married. That is something else about man. What is something else about man? Everything is since they've been married. They can't read since they've been married. They can't eat since they've been married.

They can't go out with robbers since they've been married. It's awful isn't it? Since they've been married. You shouldn't think about being awful. Oh, that was a good dinner. I beat you to the draw David, I bet you eat that, since you're married.

Mm-hmm, much. Last, an improvement. Just for that, you come over and kiss you. Now stay away from me. Don't you like to be kissed since you've been married? Claudia, Claudia, you're hootlin' my pipe will burn your hair.

Oh, I love this now, I'm burning hair. There. Now you've had your kiss, gududul, gawang. Oh, well, I get pushed around, since I've been married. It's a pity about you. Sometimes they're stupid. Why don't you go get something to drink?

Well, I don't think I'm that thirsty. Then don't get something to drink. Just for that, I will get something to drink. Mary, Mary, quite contrary. Anything is better than having to sit still, isn't it?