Tales From The Morgue xx-xx-xx Fall And Rise Of The

M&J Audio Theater presents Chet Chetters Tales From The Morgue. Come right in my friend. Have a seat won't you? There you are. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Chet Chetter, the Morgue attendant

and resident storyteller. I'm going to tell you today about a galaxy. Many, many light years away from our own. And the name of this galaxy is, now prepare yourself, constipation. Yes, yes I know. But I assure you it has no connection to our definition of the word.

No, the galaxy of constipation consists of 27 planets and 12 solar systems. These planets are ruled by a mechanical android known as the Master Constipator. We join the master in his palace on the planet Masscom.

He is sitting on a golden throne and is surrounded by female slaves. Starlings, Pater, you all ensure you give me pleasure, don't you, lady? Yes, Master Pater!

Yeah, of course you do. And you worship me not because I force you to, but because you genuinely wish to do so is it that right, girls? Yes, Master! Good answer. Perhaps I'll remove your shackles something.

Thank you, Master. Thank you, Master. Thank you, Master. Lord, my intrusion, my Master. But the third son has sent. Shall I polish your armor now? No time for that, Latresha. I'm going to attend a meeting of the Federation of Constipation.

Want to make sure the galaxy is running smoothly, you know? Of course there's no reason why it shouldn't be, because the mere mention of my name since terror throughout the galaxy isn't that right, lady.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes, dancer. Keep the throw warm girls. I won't deny you the pleasure of my majestic presence for very long. Later, a board a space station located in the center of the galaxy.