Tales From The Morgue xx-xx-xx The Bitter Pill

M&J Audio Theater presents Chet Chetters, Tails from the Morgue. Have a seat, won't you, then? I am Chet Chet.

The Morgue attendant and resident storyteller is today I have a story about a about a 60s radical named Gail Hedrush Taylor. You see, back in the days of the Vietnam War, Mr. Taylor was a follower of an underground theologian called Professor Troubadour.

And he spoke at many anti-war protests. I just wanna say that this is more spring and insane, man. Big option in right-frigging now. Oh, peace and tranquility are the answer to our problems, man. They not more than death.

Oh, square heads say that the impending fate of communism is why we're dying out there. You're a cruel man for a while, man. I say that the comic should take some magic mushrooms, man. Yeah, that's the doorway to control peace and tranquility.

and the ultimate goal is spiritual unity man. We're all going to a higher ground man. I'll meet you there man. Burn your grasp, God's doom. Because of Mr. Taylor's gaining popularity, the government considered him a legitimate threat to their interests.

And with no regards to his civil rights, They captured Mr. Taylor and shipped him off to the escalating war in Vietnam. What a drag, man. They don't understand what I'm trying to say. Find your head floating in the green toilet bowl, do you understand, Corporal?

Yes sir. First thing in the morning, sir. Hey, who's the big blowhole, man? Oh man, that's a sergeant, dude. Hey, you want to give him some distance man. He's cherries like you for breakfast, too Yeah, well, thanks for the advice man. Am I gonna sleep in this big building?